Duke 68, Michigan State 78
Oh Duke, my beloved Duke...what happened?
It's Michigan State,
A team that's been crappin' [since the loss of Magic Johnson back in the ; after all, they only took the 5th Seed ;)]
We have Reddick, and Sheldon and Ewing too,
They have depth, and defense,
But they're not the ones going home blue.
We have Coach Kryzewski,
The sweetest coach in the N-C-A-A,
But his TV ads haven't gotten...[something that rhymes with that undoubtedly Polish name]
I give up...it's too hard to rhyme.