Saturday, June 24, 2006

I need inspiration fast! Help me (I need to write 15 pages worth of story and "Sunny Dare" isn't working out too well for me...)

Friday, June 23, 2006

Dumb stuff (paraphrased from Joe):

Good health is just the slowest rate at which one can die

How is it that it only takes one match to start a forest fire but it takes an entire box to start a campfire?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

And speaking of matches, give a man a match and he's warm for five seconds; light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Damn printkeys.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

First Day in Iowa

First of all, it's the "Hawkeyes", not the "Cornhuskers", as I originally thought. The Writer's Workshop here is a lot more tightly run than Kenyon Review one; it looks like I'll be doing actual work here instead of doing my stream-of-consciousness thing.

Now to the important stuff:

-The ratio is 36-24 them, which is good, not as good as Kenyon, but Still Alright
-Our teacher's name is Anjali, yet she looks nothing like what I expected
-Food = passable
-Roommate seems cool, but very very quiet.
-We have to write a major piece to "workshop" and I came this close *holds fingers very close together* to writing something that would have instantly marked me as either gay or VERY effeminate. Why is it that I can never get the Hiroshima story out of my head? Right now I'm torn between going with what I have (a one finger salute from the wingmen of the world to those who abuse them), a Locke and Hobbes story, or *possibly* the Masefield idea. But who knows.
-I saw him, didn't believe my eyes, and then saw him again as he came up to me. Matt "There's a Lion in my Stomach" is here!!! WTF!?!?!??!?!?!??! KYW continues to haunt me....

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Tomorrow, Tomorrow...
Yeah I will be gone from June 18th to July 1st to try to drown out my Kiddie Angst with writing. Hopefully I will be able to continue to update from there; if not, it's going to be a very miserable Internet-less two weeks.

Please leave some messages of hope and appreciation, or maybe of sympathy for You-Know-Who, or funny inside jokes, or requests to see Love Burns. I'll probably be lonely as hell while I'm there.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD I'M FREE AT LAST!

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So why do I feel so $#!^-y?