Friday, June 23, 2006

Dumb stuff (paraphrased from Joe):

Good health is just the slowest rate at which one can die

How is it that it only takes one match to start a forest fire but it takes an entire box to start a campfire?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

And speaking of matches, give a man a match and he's warm for five seconds; light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Damn printkeys.

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