Monday, November 05, 2007

Things I Have Learned in College

1) People have many heartbreaking stories, but none so bad as those of fPendl

2) 8:30 classes are 1/2 an hour later than high school start times, and you need 1/2 a night more sleep to deal with them

3) Firefly is still flying in our hearts

4) Girls are girls are girls, everywhere you go

5) Guys, on the other hand, are very different from back at Eggsavier.

6) Duct tape + red Santa hat + Xmas stockings with the bottoms cut out to go over your shoes + red velvet menopause pants = very good ghetto halloween costume

7) The girls are always hotter on the other campus

8) Your roommate will never have the same schedule as you

9) Professors only seem nice, and only look human

10) Everyone on campus is in better shape than you, no matter how many reps you can do (and most of them are hotter)

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