So K and I were in line at a TexMex place and K was contemplating ordering chips and salsa...
K: So, I just got my Wisdom Teeth out a few weeks ago...do you think it's OK to eat chips?
ME: Uhh, sure, why not?
K: Well, they break into little pieces and they're sharp, so...
ME: Ohh, so they could cut you in the holes in the back of your mouth?
ME: Well, you should be careful. If you start bleeding back there you should be careful and stop.
K: But how will I know? I guess if it starts tasting kinda salty and thick back there I should stop.
CASHIER: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!