Tuesday, December 07, 2010

"Good Friends" and "Great Friends"

-A good friend will give you a ride to the airport. A great friend will give you a ride back, too.

-A good friend will always be your wingman. A great friend will tell you you don't need one.

-A good friend will take you aside and quietly tell you that you're embarrassing yourself on the dance floor. A great friend will be embarrassing his/herself out there with you.

-A good friend will put on the Robin costume for Halloween when you're Batman. A great friend will put on the Azrael costume for Halloween when you're Batman.

-A good friend will give you notes from lecture. A great friend skipped class with you.

-A good friend will post on your Facebook wall. A great friend will post on your actual wall.

-A good friend will tell you you're sexy because of your intellect. A great friend will tell you you're sexy because of your body.

-A good friend asks your advice about who to date. A great friend dates everyone you've dated, just to be sure.

-A good friend introduces you to music by great bands. A great friend introduces you to great bands.

-A good friend stabs you in the front. A great friend doesn't.

-A good friend will meet you for coffee. A great friend will get you all the coffee. In the world.

-A good friend will let you borrow their DVDs. A great friend will explain to you what BitTorrent is.

-A good friend will let you join the GDI. A great friend will let you join Nod.

-A good friend will tell you when it's raining. A great friend will make it rain for you.

-A good friend will give you their last Four Loko. A great friend will drink their last Four Loko, because it's terrible.

-A good friend will serenade you from under your balcony. A great friend will have someone who's actually good at singing serenade you from under your balcony.

-A good friend will give the speech at your wedding. A great friend will just fill everyone's glasses again.

-A good friend will take you to Disney Land. A great friend will take you to Disney World.

-A good friend has many other good friends. A great friend has no other friends but you.

-A good friend will walk one extra mile with you. A great friend will walk 1.6...kilometers.

-A good friend will shoot himself in the head so you don't have to watch him being eaten by the zombies. A great friend will shoot you in the head so you don't have to be eaten by the zombies.

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